You're driving a rental car and you get pulled over for speeding. What is the WORST thing a cop could find...?

...in the trunk?





Can't say body - too easy.You're driving a rental car and you get pulled over for speeding. What is the WORST thing a cop could find...?
Cookies. You know damn well you wont get them back.You're driving a rental car and you get pulled over for speeding. What is the WORST thing a cop could find...?
Hot dead Cat fish , one month old dirty landry, a hand grenade, your fathers old porn mags,





Oh no the hand grenade just went off.


oh shucks.





Well now you have a stolen cop cruiser and a shot gun in the trunk.
mariujana hidden under the interior that you mistook for being a plant as the person you rented that car from was a gardener =/





strange scenario there lol.
gay porn


....if you're straight :\
Ceremonial knives, some dirty pics of my husband on my cell phone, and a few open containers of alcohol.
Your own bloodily dismembered johnson...
a seventy gallon aquarium filled with three dozen eels and a google map to a wife swapping party.
If I were driving in Canada, those extra feet I have wouldn't go over so well.
Barrack Obama's Daughter.
A 14 pound brick of pure, uncut, Columbian cocaine and a Celine Dion CD.
I want to take a ride in Cel's trunk!





Hopefully I could turn Celine's CD down.
Richard Simmons sweatin to the oldies?
illegal immigrants
jimmy hoffa--alive
FRUITCAKE! D:





OMG!!!
Magazines about (and the membership card for) Nat. Assoc. of Man-Sheep love?
cocaine %26amp; santa


hehe x
Those pics I took through your' bathroom window.Uncle Snotty needs to join a gym.
Guns
a live person.


you were trying to smuggle someone into canada!


how dare you!


lol jk
my college tuition bill.





If he saw how much it cost me he wouldnt even give me the ticket.
Not sure why but used tampon came to mind !


yuuuuchhh!!!! right there on the floorboard
pot
drugs.